...you start overthinking*
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FAQs
What’s your go-to karaoke song, & would you sing it confidently?
If I ain’t got you by Alicia Keys for sure. I will perform it like it's my world tour for ICPs, then immediately pretend it wasn’t me when they become SALs.
You’re stuck in a brainstorm with a raccoon, a poet, and a social media algorithm, who’s leading the meeting & who brought snacks?
The raccoon’s leading (strong chaotic energy), the poet brought snacks (homemade vegan oat bars no one asked for), and the algorithm left 4 minutes in because the engagement rate dropped.
What is your favorite reply-all response to most emails?
“Please stop it. Right now.”
If you had to pitch yourself to a room full of cats, how would you start?
“Meow. Meow-meow. Meeeeow? Meowoo. MEOW!”
If marketing were a pasta shape, which one would it be, & why is it not angel hair?
Marketing is obviously fusilli . Twisted, hard to explain, but somehow holds the sauce perfectly. Angel hair? Too delicate. Marketing has trauma.
What’s your red flag as a marketer?
I will absolutely push your launch date just to wait for a better pun. Strategy can wait, wordplay is forever.